Save the Dark Elves!

You know them, you love them, they're so very cute when they're evil: Inkies. But they're in danger. A plague of epic proportions has descended upon our beloved blue nuggets of joy. And the cause is Shadows of Luclin.
A happy, playful dark elf! A sad, repressed dark elf.
Figure 1: The Old versus The New. Notice how the dark elf on the left is happier and more playful.
In short: they've covered up their butts. For the past two and a half years we've all come to love and appreciate them. Even the tallest and mightiest barbarian can't help but smile and have his heart warmed by the little blue angels and their little blue cheeks. Without a doubt, they provide morale and fun on long camps, on large raids, and on everyday hunting trips.
If that was all, their new covering would be a tragedy unto its own. Much like the death of Bobo the Clown, the day the butts were covered was the day the smiles died. If you've been on a post-Luclin camp or raid yet, you're already familiar with the palpable sense of sadness that hangs in the air.... no more do the inkies frolick, they've gone all conservative.
But that's not all! Not only is the happiness of everyone else in danger, but so is the well-being of the dark elves themselves! It's a little known fact among the general populace, but a well acknowledged fact among experts of dark elven anatomy, such as myself, that their back end is a vital part of their body's system!
If their backsides are suffocated, it makes the dark elf slow and sluggish. Plate armor for dark elves previously had vents to help avoid this problem. Also, if their backsides get chafed by leather over them, or any of various other materials, it makes the dark elf irritable. Reports of people being snapped at by upset dark elves have risen a whopping 500% since Luclin's release.
A happy dark elf is a dark elf with an exposed bottom! A happy playful dark elf is crucial to managing long raids and camps.
Figure 2: Evidence of the imporance of an exposed backside in other dark elf attire
Also of concern is the dark elf behind's key involvement in the overall development of the dark elf as a whole! Much like a goldfish grows according to the size of its bowl, a dark elf develops according to the restrictiveness of her pants. This is the truth Verant doesn't want you to know. I've snuck around the breeding grounds of the next generation of dark elves and uncovered this shocking picture (the feint of heart might not want to look at it, it's pretty gruesome) :
A deformed dark elf diagnosed with RPD - Restrictive Pants Disorder
Figure 3: The result of restrictive pants on a growing dark elf
As you can plainly see, the restrictive pants have stunted the dark elf's growth so much that she doesn't have a complete face and her eyeballs are only barely attached to the rest of her weakened form. If the new pants are allowed in continued use on a widespread basis, in a few years ALL dark elves will look like this!
Don't let this happen! We must rise up and tell Verant we like our dark elves fun and playful! We like them happy! We don't like them developing into something out of the living dead! Don't let this be swept under the rug; send your friends here! Let them see the sad, awful truth for themselves!
And then email eqfeedback@soe.sony.com, tell them you want dark elf bottoms to go free once again! Alone, we are powerless to stop this degredation of the dark elves, but together our voices will be heard!
The Magic Aura of Happiness that surrounds every inkie
Figure 4: Don't let this become only a memory!